What would you do if you were in my situation?

Will, I wouldn't mention any hogs in dresses if I were you. You know stereotypes and all. Seriously, just be yourself, I'm sure people will be able to find something far worse to dis on you about. Where I live, hell, I'm just glad if they speak American, I mean English. Listen, if they are worth your time than you accent wont matter. Think of your accent as a means of singling out the jerks. Good luck in AZ.