Is hogwarts reel!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

i saw harry potter and asked him were he was going and he said some thing about Hermine anyway later i saw that one ginger and he said i should join small craft advisory (i thought he was coming on to me) then teleported through a wall with a shopping cart i tried to follow him but i just broke a rib then magic Johnson ran strait through the wall, i was VERY confused so watched tv back to the question is is magic Johnson a student at hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry or is hog warts evan reel